It's a Thanksgiving Special, nerdcast!
This Thanksgiving, the ncroundtable has a lot to be thankful for. Join us as we try to throw together a Thanksgiving special for our listerners. I found out a few interesting facts about the guys that I didn't know before. We also discuss the things we are thankful for, and what we want for Christmas. Davis gets a bomb dropped on him.There is some bonding, some tech/sex talk, and a very, very special moment between Davis and Droz. Someone's fist makes contact with someone's face. That happens around 46min into the show. We also introduce a new character named The Guy on the Couch. He perks up to talk about the X-Box 360 and the Best Buy launch that happened. Hosts: Ben Taylor, Mike Davis, Brian Dewitt, and Mike Droz Runtime: 58:55 Download: thanksnerdcast2005.mp3
posted by thebentaylor @ 11/23/2005 10:00:00 PM
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Hello, my name is Karla Kamangetem and I took Mike Davis' virginity. He was 15 and I was slightly older and I worked in the cafeteria. The kids were always making fun of me. It wasn't enough that I had to wear a hair net, I also had a horrible mole on my chin that sprouted hair. Also I had been in a terrible auto accident and had lost an eye. I wore a glass eye. Mike defended me and made the kids stop laughing. He was my knight in shinning armor and when you are 58 years old, knights get rare.
One day I invited Mike to come by for ice cream after school. We sat on a swinging love seat on the porch and just talked for hours about our lives and I found out that Mike was a virgin and a little shy with the girls.
I invited him in and told him I was going to make him a man. I undid his belt and his cargo pants fell to the floor and he dropped his jockey shorts to reveal the smallest Binky I had ever seen and it was erect. He barely was better hung than a Ken Doll. Well given my life long sexual activity you could have backed up a Gulf Oil truck into my crack and there was no way that Mike would produce any friction down in that chasm.
Then I had a brain storm. I popped out my glass eye and asked Mike to stick his Binky into my socket and rock and roll. Well in no time flat Mike was in the socket and shot his devirginizing load into my eye.
Just then my daddy came out of his bedroom and called for me. Mike quickly put his pants on and I pushed the glass eye back into the socket.
My father asked me who Mike was and I explained that Mike had been so good to me at work. "Is that why you're crying daughter?" daddy said. "Crying?" I asked.It seems that Mike's love juice was oozing out from around my glass eye and forming pearly tear like drops on my cheek.
"Son" daddy said, "we don't cotton to menfolk that make our women cry." "I want you to go over to my sweet daughter and kiss those tears off'n her cheek." "This shot gun here says you'll do it right now!" So Mike had to meekly come over and kiss his own juice off my face. "That's good Son!" daddy said, "you done did right by my little Karla." "Now you run along on home!"
Mike lost no time in high tailing up the street into the night.
And that was how Mike Davis lost his virginity one summer night in his fifteenth year. I still remember him fondly and I remember the last words I shouted to him as he ran..."Mike, I'll always keep an eye out for you!
What the hell was that.
Hey guys! It's Tim from The Hollywood Podcast. Brian hooked me up with some info so I decided to sample the show. I was thinking, "oh, this is probably a very cool tech round table type show." "oh, the thanksgiving special! I'll do this one. A good old-fashioned family values edition of the nerdcast." 5 minutes later I find myself knee deep in bloody umbro draw strings! and who is that jerkoff that claims that he can't remember when he lost his virginity? come on dude! Finally, the dude on the couch starts providing some actual info about the new Xbox. "Okay, I'm in the clear." No. ON this day of thanks, lets pontificate on whether the guy in the threesome did a little double facial action on freakshow's girlfriend. Wow!
By now you're assuming that I hated the show. I don't know if I liked it but I didn't turn it off. That's a good sign and I jsut love that you guys didn't edit all of that stuff out.
Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. Gotta love podcasting!
PS I took Mike's virginity . . . at least in the back door
It's a good thing the guy on the couch saved the day. I think he saves the day again in episode #7. Thanks again for the feedback Tim, we'll be sure to put more "nerd" in the cast in future episodes.
If nerd=drunken shenanigans, then the statement above will ring true.
Don't get me wrong guys. I liked the Thanksgiving cast.
Just do what you do. I'm still subscribed and looking forward to future shows.
Keep up the good work!
Yo M. Davis, chill out. Brian caught my vibe. I wasn't talking shit at all and he knows that. Come on, its pretty funny that five minutes into losing my Nerdcast virginity I get hit with the bloddy Umbro strings story. I was cracking up! Sorry if my message came across is hostile - totally didn't mean to.
Tim
The Hollywood Podcast
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